Shaman. At first, the bandits were interested in money, and they received this money. Then they needed power, and they seized it. Possessing the first and the second, they learned to convert one into another according to the principle.

Putin crawled out of the bunker. According to economist and entrepreneur Dmitry Potapenko, “after the end of the self-isolation regime, the Russians trying to return to work will face ashes,” but this will not cause a riot.

Nobody notices this, but in vain: at the moment in Russia there is a historically classic situation of anarchy. Putin is sitting in a bunker, imitating online activities, Mishustin is lying in a hospital bed, calling back with a frightened zeroer.

Putin's visits to the Kremlin are becoming comical. Now he comes there for a few hours - suddenly, but with angry intentions to shoot a "canned video" for a week in advance. He shoots with different ties, with the hands on the clock.

This old woman with a scythe was called for a long, very long time, the name of the whole world was. After all, both Europe and America wholeheartedly kissed the gums of this impudent horseman of the Apocalypse, who, in a fit of nostalgia for the USSR, proclaimed.

The grandmother's organs loomed on the horizon with the prospect of covering the country together with the "lads": it was the grandfather who nullified relations with OPEC and personally with the Saudis. His minister Novak rudely left the negotiations.

And even Pornhub went crazy from the sight of perversions when the unsurpassed brothel mom Ellochka Pornofilmova opened her mouth. And each cook got excited by her speech: “You don't like the vinaigrette, but you like borscht or cutlets.